The importance of {working} computers...

Recently, our school got brand new computers for the computer lab in the elementary.  We spent all kinds of money on these flat screen computers, for the little kids, and for a "master server" that will control all of these awesome new computers.  The problem with this wonderful idea, is that the new server is at war with the high school server.  This means, the internet only works 1/2 the time.  Which, by the way sucks because we have an online class.  Don't get me wrong, I'm sure the school had good intentions, but it just makes you wonder how well this plan was thought through.  Another thing, the computers don't have microsoft word, excel, powerpoint, ect.  They have this other version: OpenOffice Impress, Writer, ect.  That wouldn't be a problem, if both computer labs had the same programs.  I recently tried to print off a paper and couldn't because it had corrupted my file because of the war happening with the two servers.  And don't even get me started about the printer!  That dumb thing takes like 10 minutes to print a page.  Is this necessary?  Schools need to stop being so cheap and start advancing with technology.  If anything, give the high school a new computer lab, instead of the elementary.  Those kids finger the screen and slam on their keyboards like it's nothing.  Save the technology for people who know how to use it!

Animal Testing Is Wrong You Sick Jobs!

This is so sad!  I don't know how someone can just let this happen to poor animals.  They can't even defend themselves!  What is wrong with you sick jobs out there who believe in animal testing??  All of this just so you can wear your lipstick and blush and all these other cosmetics that make us "Beautiful".  When is it enough?  When can we finally say, "Hey, stop it already!?"  What we are doing is cruel and wrong!  These poor domestic animals do not deserve this punishment!  What has a rabbit ever done to you?  Why does it deserve to have these nasty, infected, unseeing eyes, just so that we can cake on all the crap that society deems "necessary"?  Look at the dog.  Who would do this to a dog?  I'll tell you who, those same people who put unwanted puppies in a black garbage bag and toss them out the window on a freeway.  You disgust me!  So, take a minute to go into your bathroom.  Check the back of the shampoo bottles and see if they were tested on animals.  If they were, toss them out and start buying a new brand.  Protest the companies that say its okay to harm animals this way.  If enough people protest, they will change!  Trust me, these poor animals are worth it.

Switching to $1 coins

Recently, the government has proposed a new plan.  One to eliminate the $1 bill, and switch to the $1 coin.  They say it can save us $522 million per year, or $5.5 billion in 30 years.  But do we really want to trade all of our bills for coins?  Do you really think that American citizens are just going to give up the dollar bill to carry around 3 pounds of change everywhere?  What happens when you go to a strip club?  Do you throw change at the dancers?  I say just keep the bill.  It's the governments fault that we are in all this debt.  Let them figure out another way to get us out of it.  Part of their reasoning for switching to the $1 coin instead of just keeping the bill, is because it would save money.  They say that the dollar coin will last longer than the dollar bill.  Not really.  Do you know how often I loose change?  Or find it in the couch cushions?  And what do they plan on making these coins out of?  Hopefully they won't be to similar to quarters, because we, the citizens, will actually be losing money.  Say someone goes to McDonald's and gets a cheeseburger.  Their total is $1. 27.  So, they fish through their pockets to get some money, and pay with two $1 coins, and two pennies.  We have just overspent by 75 cents, {probably not realizing it} making the government richer.  Maybe that's what they want.  I say CONSPIRACY!

My Big Fat {Not Greek} Wedding

As a little girl, I never wanted a big huge wedding.  Now, I have a serious boyfriend {He's the one you guys!} and we are talking about marriage.  Of course I want to be his bride someday, I just don't feel like we should have a huge wedding.  We each wrote down our closest family and people we wanted to invite and we each ended up with about 30.  So far, 60 people.  PLUS, don't forget the people we have to invite because it's the proper thing to do.  Also, friends that we might have in the future when we do get married.  So I'm going to say we have around 100 people.  Personally, I think that is way to many people.  I just wanted a small backyard wedding.  Or eloping.  The more that I think about it, eloping seems like the best option.  I suggested this to my boyfriend.  I was like, "Hey honey, when it comes time to get married, I think we should elope."  He was perfectly fine with that...until he talked to his mother.  If you have read my previous blogs, you should know that we don't get along.  The next day, he says, "No honey, we should have an actual wedding."  NO!  This is a choice for him and I, NOT his mother!  I don't see a problem with just eloping.  We would still be married, and there would be a photographer to take tons of pictures.  It would almost be like they were there.  Kinda...Besides, think of all the hassle and money it would save!  A lot less could go wrong if it's just the bride and groom.  Plus, who needs the hassle?  There are a lot of things that can just be avoided if you elope.  You don't have to worry about the food, cake, dress, tux, who sits where, invitations, thank you cards, bridesmaids, groomsmen, etc.  All this can just be avoided.  Either way, we are getting married.
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Backboobs!

Backboobs?  Is that what I'm looking at right now??  If your back looked like this wouldn't you try to cover it up {If possible}??  Instead, you wear revealing clothes like this, to show it off.  It just doesn't make any sense to me.  I would have it fixed, not flaunt it.  But I guess you never know, she could be at Wal-Mart buying a sweater.  Another thing, is that her husband/boyfriend/fiance with her?  Has he not walked behind her yet?  Please someone, {anyone!} if you see this person anywhere, tell her about this problem.  Maybe she hasn't realized it yet.

My Boyfriend's Mother

This is the classic, "My boyfriend's mom hates me!" in reverse.  I am the one who hates her.  She is so annoying!  She is one of those people who whine about every little thing that goes wrong.  Mostly, those things are her fault because, did I mention, she has no common sense!  She'll say: "I'm so tired!  I never get any sleep!"  Isn't this her fault?  Come on now, you work 3rd shift, meaning you come home when the kids go to school and you can sleep.  There is no one else in the house but her.  She just chooses to sit up and watch television until the kids come home, then bitch about them not being quiet enough.  Seriously?  A teenager and an 8 year old are NOT gonna be quiet.  What world do you live in?  But, it's not just the whining that I have a problem with, everyone whines sometimes right?  Well, she is also extremely lazy.  She will sit in her chair {in front of the television} and then hollar across the house for someone to bring her a diet coke from the fridge.  It's literally only like 3 feet away from her lazy ass.  Why can't she get it herself??  And the yelling!  Oh my goodness!  It's over the dumbest things!  She will yell and scream because the youngest one doesn't listen.  Well, maybe he doesn't listen because you never discipline him.  She makes empty threats.  "You just hit the dog!  You can't play the wii for a week!"  *5 minutes later*  "Mom, can I play the wii?"  "Yea, sure, whatever."  Are you kidding me?  And then she gets on these rants.  If she has a bad day at work, every little thing turns into a big deal.  She'll ask, "Did you water the dog?"  "Not yet, I just got home from school."  "Well, I guess I have to do everything around here don't I?!?"  Which, in reality, she does nothing at all.  Then she continues, "I'm so sorry that I have to schedual my life around yours!"  And say pointless things like: "I guess i'll have to water the dog.  I might as well just give him away.  You guys ignore the poor thing."  Mkay...1) She has no intention on actually watering the dog.  Heaven forbid she get out of her chair.  2)  She won't get rid of the dog.  3) The dog is not ignored, just hiding from her.  Bottom line:  If I EVER act like this, I have FAILED as a parent!

Monster Face

What on Earth could have made someone

want to get this done??  Why??  Not only is it very disgusting

for everyone who has to look at

you, but didn't it hurt?

Like, a lot??  I can understand wanting to have a few tattoos.  I don't know if I would get any, {especially not on my face!} but for someone to just...destroy their face like this... You can't even tell if this person is a man or a woman!  Also, may I ask about the peircings?  Is there a reason to get eight holes put around your lips?  And then a giant one in your chin!  Arn't you worried about taking a drink and it escaping though one of your many holes??  You have some issues dude/woman.  PLEASE!  GET HELP!