My Boyfriend's Mother

This is the classic, "My boyfriend's mom hates me!" in reverse.  I am the one who hates her.  She is so annoying!  She is one of those people who whine about every little thing that goes wrong.  Mostly, those things are her fault because, did I mention, she has no common sense!  She'll say: "I'm so tired!  I never get any sleep!"  Isn't this her fault?  Come on now, you work 3rd shift, meaning you come home when the kids go to school and you can sleep.  There is no one else in the house but her.  She just chooses to sit up and watch television until the kids come home, then bitch about them not being quiet enough.  Seriously?  A teenager and an 8 year old are NOT gonna be quiet.  What world do you live in?  But, it's not just the whining that I have a problem with, everyone whines sometimes right?  Well, she is also extremely lazy.  She will sit in her chair {in front of the television} and then hollar across the house for someone to bring her a diet coke from the fridge.  It's literally only like 3 feet away from her lazy ass.  Why can't she get it herself??  And the yelling!  Oh my goodness!  It's over the dumbest things!  She will yell and scream because the youngest one doesn't listen.  Well, maybe he doesn't listen because you never discipline him.  She makes empty threats.  "You just hit the dog!  You can't play the wii for a week!"  *5 minutes later*  "Mom, can I play the wii?"  "Yea, sure, whatever."  Are you kidding me?  And then she gets on these rants.  If she has a bad day at work, every little thing turns into a big deal.  She'll ask, "Did you water the dog?"  "Not yet, I just got home from school."  "Well, I guess I have to do everything around here don't I?!?"  Which, in reality, she does nothing at all.  Then she continues, "I'm so sorry that I have to schedual my life around yours!"  And say pointless things like: "I guess i'll have to water the dog.  I might as well just give him away.  You guys ignore the poor thing."  Mkay...1) She has no intention on actually watering the dog.  Heaven forbid she get out of her chair.  2)  She won't get rid of the dog.  3) The dog is not ignored, just hiding from her.  Bottom line:  If I EVER act like this, I have FAILED as a parent!